Day 7:
On vacation with my folks and their computer doesn't have the umph to run COD-5.  Signs are starting to set in.
-I can only communicate with people while wearing a headset.
-I have to cross the street while crouched because I can't figure out ho how raise the sights on my i-pod.
-My son was running in the house, I warned him twice and then kicked him out of the house for 15 minutes.
-Went to the mall and had to decide how to shop.  Should I move from cover to cover to the Hot Topic or camp the entrance and wait for a Hot Topic employee to come by.
-Threw cans of processed meat over random isles in the grocery store and got yelled at...  ...yep you guessed it, Spam Spamming.
-Spent an hour trying to figure out which perk would be more useful at the amusement park...   Iron Stomach or Line Cutting
Due home 21 October...   Don't think I'll make it

Hahahaha Great post!    I hope you have a lot of fun. But remember: When you hear footsteps it means someone's breaking the rules!

oh wow.....you seem to have the symptoms I had while on holiday.....
I called it noobitis......lack of noobing as much as possible
hurry back!!!!

LOL

That was great I will have to get that framed.

GOA.Luke*BK*

Good job love a good pun (a bunch of them are even better)

Nice1 Alice....lol

now that's crackup funny post...mmmm spam...what about tubing the river spawn areas? I hear that's always a hoot.

Dude, thats was so funny I am still cracking up when I think about it!!