OK..

Saying "my 'piss' splash in the toilet is bigger than any tank's in this game" gets you kicked.

Piss?... I'm glad that simple word that isn't used in any derogatory way that is also said all over tv and radio will get you kicked from a server.

No insults. no harm. gets kicked. sad.

You guys need to get some admins that aren't 13.

Piss is not any sort of "swear" word in any way.

Sorry to the kiddo admin that I traumatized by not saying "urine".

Hell, that probably would have gotten me booted as well.

The severity of some words vary from region to region. But yes,  that one would get anyone a warning,  from any admin.  But we first give two warnings for minor infractions,  before kicking a player.  Even then   it's only for 15 minutes.

Live  and learn.

Abram is correct - a language warning should've been given. However, posting stuff like this won't aid your case here. Our admins work hard to manage the servers and do an amazing job to boot. I guess now you understand our standards and that some people could take offense.

Even though it maybe an accurate description, Understand that even low level language such as that, is not permitted.
Just remember this. If it's not said on Sesame Street, then you can't say it on any of our servers or in Team Speak.