If this offends anyone, Im sorry, but this is too good to pass up.


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omg that is awsome

WOW. The product of the American Public School System!!!  EL...OH....EL!!

Oh man...

I'd leave her right there. Stop. kick her out. Leave.

I'm only offended in that someone that stupid managed to survive this long.

toooo good

I just died a little inside.

... I dont know what to say...

someone at work showed me that today - sad, funny but sad

hahah thats great. i feel sorry for her teachers though x

that is too funny, and sad, nice find !

Hhoouuuuu....!!!
Really ?
Did you see her hair go flat as her brain boil ?
She is actually saying that, to have a toast toasted she have to put it 2 times in the toaster....
What about making pop-corn ?
Oups, i forgot they've put a button on the microwave with "pop-corn" written on it for those kind of peoples........shame.

WOW BLONDE AND SAD!

darn missed it......says theres an error...guess it was removed......never mind got it to work in IE........god i need to leave the US if i ever have children..

Er, so let's try and work out her BMR (Blonde Moment Ratio).

Length of time between posing of the question and the answer (T)= 4 Mins
Number of Unrelated Premises (UP) = 3 (length of time to run 1 mile, 7-9 mins; number of type rotations; driving more than a mile per minute)

BMR = 1440 / [(UP)*(T)]; where 1440 is minutes per day
   = 1440 / 12
   = 120

Notes:
1. Higher is better, i.e. 1440 is the ideal, only one BM per day lasting.
2. Note that 'divide by zero' is an impossible BMR.
3. The fact that she still didn't get it may have increased (T), so she consequently would have scored lower.
4. If you're with someone who consistently scores a low BMR (less than 50) then I'd check your own BMR

If you bend universe her answer is correct.