copied from facebook, not mine :)

A friend sent me this letter......Thanks Carol! Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Fishing, Football, Golfing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and House Cleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ...................................................................................................... Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember… over-use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband. In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie. Good Luck, Tech Support

now even i think that genius

veery funny

That is funny, is there a counter TS for the Wife OS?

Yes, there is.

Do not try running Girlfriend 1 and Girlfriend 2 Beta at the same time.
Divorce 1.0 is a costly upgrade from Wife 1 to Wife 2.

I like that 1 Uchi! top drawer!

this is to funny

Sounds like she may have installed menopause

LOL - now your guys are Funny!

Here is one for you married folk.

LOL!!!

All my life I was taught that marriage is a word.  No one told me it was a sentence......25 to life.........

They're all very funny.

Our wedding video is entitled 25 years to life....

All kidding aside I have been married for coming up on 28 years and it was the best decission I have ever made.

And who wouldn't want life sentence in paradise