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FlannoTue Jan 31, 2012 11:01 am

What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer:  A walk
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yupitsmeTue Jan 31, 2012 1:28 pm

Q ;  What did one bud say to the ohter bud ?


A ; Hi bud.....
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RifleDanTue Jan 31, 2012 2:58 pm

Ok...
Q: How do you call a dog with no legs ??
A: You don't, you go get it.

Q: How do you call a rabbit with no ears ??
A: RABBIT !!!
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GUMPSun Feb 05, 2012 9:00 pm

Great job everyone. They will be put to good use. Thanks. Keep them coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?    
   Nothing, he won't come to ya anyway...
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RedneckJediSun Feb 05, 2012 10:58 pm

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.
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BolerroSun Feb 05, 2012 11:57 pm

Two guys walk into a bar....

Ouch... Ouch...
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AbramMon Feb 06, 2012 4:11 am

Two fish are sitting in a tank.

One says; You know how to drive this thing?"
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PFGreenLabelMon Feb 06, 2012 2:04 pm

What do ya call a guy with a plank of wood on his head!!?? Edwood (Edward)
What do ya call a guy with 2 planks of wood on his head!!?? Edwood Woodwood (Edward Woodward <Actor>)
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DELETEDMon Feb 06, 2012 3:55 pm

What is black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white....black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What is black and white and laughs?














The one who pushed him.
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RifleDanMon Feb 06, 2012 5:14 pm

- What is small, green and goes up and down ?
 A green pea in an elevator.


- What is small, yellow and circle?
 A small yellow circle, dhu.....
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SixFourWed Feb 15, 2012 5:22 pm

A couple of medical jokes:

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!
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