Polite and Friendly

Granted, but the room they move it to is your bathroom... permanently.

I wish that the customers I dealt with at work had the smallest shred of human decency and politeness.

KaiizzaWed Aug 10, 2011 9:36 pm

Granted, but not they have to come out every time you want to use the internet for gaming.

I wish that there was no traffic on the 405 freeway in LA during the times that I am on it.

OldYellrWed Aug 10, 2011 10:00 pm

Granted but you are now in the middle of the zombie apocalypse all alone in your yellow Hummer with a 3 painted on the side and a duffle bag full of firearms and explosives. But you're really twingin' for a nice, soft and spongie yellow Twinkie but can't find one!

Wish dumb people would stop breeding.

SilexxWed Aug 10, 2011 10:35 pm

Granted, but their off spring are the only ones left of the human race and you must teach them what a wheel is and also procreate with them.

I wish I knew how to use C4 well in Call of Duty.

alienhunter79Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:09 pm

granted.. but the latest batch had a really short fuse and blows up in your hands.

I wish my kids would make up their mind about which cartoon to put on "my" TV...

KaiizzaThu Aug 11, 2011 12:33 am

Granted, however, its a cartoon that teaches children how to pull pranks on their parents. Night and day.

I wish that lag spikes would go away.

alienhunter79Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:16 am

granted.. but in doing so, technology was reduced to rock tablets and chisels, and a really fast kids to update everyone on your friends list.

I wish I had the acreage and horses that Tammy and I both want

TracerThu Aug 11, 2011 2:02 pm

Granted, but your acreage is all protected wetlands and your horses are really minature pack mules with bad attitudes.

I wish the staff here would atleast "learn" how to use a freak'n computer.

BraxisThu Aug 11, 2011 2:09 pm

Granted, But now all they do all day is send chain emails that aren't funny to everyone.

I wish I could go sailing every day.

HeHawKilLerThu Aug 11, 2011 2:19 pm

Granted, but your boat has a hole that can never be fixed, and water flows in at 20 gallons a minute

I wish i never started this addictive little game...lol

bpmcmanusThu Aug 11, 2011 3:17 pm

Granted, but now you're addicted to Farmville and compelled to play it 18 hours a day.

I wish I could win the lottery.

KaiizzaThu Aug 11, 2011 5:46 pm

Granted, but by a freak accident everyone who played picked the same numbers so you all split the prize money and you get 3 cents.

I wish we had flying cars.

TwoFourThu Aug 11, 2011 11:08 pm

Granted ,however your food would be pill form and your Boss would be...Cosmo G. Spacely
I wish my Wife still had her Yellow Bikini...

alienhunter79Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 pm

Im afraid to touch this one....

But granted.. however she now weights in a whooping 485 lbs and the roles cover it up completely.

I wish that the wedding will go off without any problems

LADYHAWKFri Aug 12, 2011 10:47 pm

granted but the only song your first dance can be is the funky chicken played OVER and OVER again.......

I wish that I could live in America and see all my BK bretherend Smile

Polite & Friendly's

Corrupt a wish (Forum Game)

BraxisWed Aug 10, 2011 9:17 pm